Sure Hamilton is a smash hit, has won a Grammy Award, Drama Desk Awards, a Pulitzer Prize, and been nominated for 16 Tony Awards, but wouldn’t winning a Best Anal Award be the truest mark of success? WoodRocket is proud to announce that it is currently in pre-production, casting Hamiltoe, the porn parody of the hip-hop musical, Hamilton.

 Finally, a musical that would even have the Founding Fathers asking, “Who’s your daddy?”.

 “Hamiltoe will be revolutionary. It will be the first hip-hop porn musical spoofing a Broadway show, celebrating a historical figure. And it will have anal sex.” says WoodRocket Producer, Lee Roy Myers.

 Hamiltoe will be directed by Lee Roy Myers (Game of Bones), written by comedian Eitan Levine (Elite Daily), produced by Seth’s Beard (Strokémon), featuring music by D-Squared (Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles), and will premiere August 2016, exclusively on WoodRocket.com.

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