Hey Adam Rippon: The Autoblow Is Your Ideal Sponsor And We Have A Lot Of Money. We’ll pay you $300,000 an hour foryour time.

    It’s simple: Autoblow 2, the record breaking crowdfunded automated oral sex simulator for men, doesn’t have a spokesman, but after selling 200,000 units (enough for 6 full Pyeongchang Olympic stadiums full of men), the company that makes it has a lot of money. Brian Sloan, the owner of VIECI, the Autoblow2’s parent company, read yesterday that Bronze medalist Adam…